Posted 2 days ago

chloeswonderland:

diaryofahappyfatima:

perksofbeingacastmember:

thebookworm:

deanisanactualprincess:

lucy—pher:

meltingpenguins:

qwertylady:

colourmeastonished:

fortheloveofemrys:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor

bella swan is just an awful character

^^ HERE HERE.

My friend and I have a conspiracy theory, which is that KS read the books, realised Bella has no emotions and is an utterly flat, unobtervant and dull character…and acted her perfectly canonically.

Also, yes, she looks so different here. It’s amazing.

I think that’s actually a fact. well, that and a good, healthy dose of ‘no one hates twilight as much as the cast’

hOLY MOTHER OF

Jesus, I sincerely did not recognize her. 

this photoset and commentary sums up my thoughts perfectly

what movie/movies is this photoset from?

zathura

Posted 2 days ago
robinlockheart:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

aww so cute,
btw: as a barista I understand why he wanted to cry about tat drink.

robinlockheart:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

aww so cute,

btw: as a barista I understand why he wanted to cry about tat drink.

Posted 2 days ago
Hey Dmitri, do you want to apply to the 31st Games? You were pretty cool in the 30th and I'd love to see that charisma brought to the 31st! I'd love to have you again! -Matt
thegameofdistricts asked

Sorry but school is getting ridiculous if I don’t get an 85 in Spanish I might fail the year so I can’t but I’ll definitely do the next one

Posted 2 days ago

Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

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What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

Posted 2 days ago

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

Posted 2 days ago

Musings by Samsaran: How to Improve your Grades

eyes-to-serve-hands-to-learn:

samsaranmusing:

  1. Use the “clean desk” method like they do in large law firms. Organize all your materials then clean your desk off and only have one subject at a time on the desk.
  2. Organize your study space. Ordered surroundings lead to an ordered mind. Clean up your study room and keep it clean during your…

This advice would have been better had it come earlier in the year/before y’all’s finals, but it’s better late than never, and it’s totally solid.

Posted 2 days ago

the-spunkiest-spy:

rancis-motherfluggers:

theunfler:

besbaw-kuwata:

booksandwildthings:

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before people start shipping them?

link is actually kinda cute

and so is quote

i ship chat and video

I don’t know look at the way video is looking at audio…

Welcome to tumblr where everything is shippable including tumblr itself.

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Posted 2 days ago

thedashb0ard:

2ollux2:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is the most psychedelic thing i’ve ever seen 

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

Posted 2 days ago

thinkingingallifreyan:

potterhead360:

evilkitten42:

My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:

D: “My name is John Smith”

C: “What?”

D: “John Smith!”

C: “But that’s your fake name”

D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”

C: “Which is what you just said!”

D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”

And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that

hahahaha

I like it.

Posted 2 days ago

When your friend doesn’t allow you to copy off their homework…

sodamnrelatable:

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